June 21, 2006

A day that will certainly live in infamy. On this date, the summer solstice, I will celebrate my halfway to AARP eligibility birthday.

That's right, I'll be 27.5 years old.

I don't want to hear any hee haws from you 80 year olds out there. You remember what it was like to turn 30.

So yes, celebrate I will.

-The Krunchy Krab