You know you've succeeded as a parent when...

We were sitting at the table this evening, eating our dinner. Here are a few snippets of our conversation:

(My daughter pulls up her shirt and puts her hands under it)

Me: What are you doing?
Her: Putting my hands in there!

We have been working on teaching her to keep all her food on her plate, instead of moving it onto the table surface...

Me: Why is your pizza on the table?
Her: Because I didn't put it on the floor!

Made sense to me.

-The Krunchy Krab