A new dawn

This morning was a life changing experience.

You see, last night I took my socks off before I went to bed. Now, normally that would mean that I would have to squeeze through to the dresser by my wife's side of the bed to get a sock from the bottom drawer (our bed is arranged diagonally in the room, so the corner is hard to get past)

Opening a drawer in a dresser without slides right next to my wife's head would normally wake her up, but not this morning! Our lives have new meaning now. My socks are stored in the cabinet by the door, per my wife's organizing craze yesterday. I was able to pick out my socks without disturbing my wife. Of course, she woke up anyway, but at least it wasn't due to the socks.

-The Krunchy Krab