Possibly the most stupid parents... ever... no really, ever...

It could be on the standard parenting test of the future, I can see it now. It's a multiple choice test to get your parenting license.

The easy questions come first to weed out the obvious ones:

1) Which end of the baby goes up?

a) Feet
b) Head
c) Cinnamon

2) When the baby cries, what do you do?

a) Change it, feed it, burp it (in that order)
b) Stick it in the johnny jump up and turn the game up louder
c) Sticky. Icky. Fudgesicles.

Then come the harder ones, which people like us should pass with flying colors.

3) When you put the baby down at 7PM, and he/she wakes up at 10:30PM, you should:

a) Try to let the baby cry it out. Comfort her without picking her up.
b) Gently rock her back to sleep.
c) Get her up to play some more, then eat chocolate fudge torte with ice cream in front of her. When she bounces and acts really cute, give her some of everything, heck give her her own spoon. Sleep? What's sleep?

Hopefully you can get 66% on the test and still get your parenting license.

-The Krunchy Krab